May 2013
171 posts
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
dinhtheresa:
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing...
meladoodle:
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.
lotsalipstick:
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
now I want subway
kingjaffejoffer:
assemblednightmares:
Since I don’t drink soda, can I mix my lean with anything else?
Shout out to abusing drugs but drawing the line at high fructose corn syrup
“Your skin must be sensitive enough for the lightest kiss and thick enough to...”
– Gloria Anzaldúa, “Speaking In Tongues: A Letter to 3rd World Women Writers” in This Bridge Called My Back: Writings by Radical Women of Color (via bwildness)
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
“If you are a white woman and you want to call yourself a feminist, you must...”
– ladyatheist (via nadashannon)
agreed. (via nataliemeansnice)
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
